pubic hair, fairly tangled like a layer of woos from ric flair
holy champ, no one cares
dressed to impress like fred astaire
cubic square
there there baby im quite crazy
but only when i care
like driving miss daisy like a ghost, patrick sways
im just saving myself for something amazing
confused and dazing, kids blazing, brains lazy
purple hazy, robitussin, destructive sketchy and shady
i rhyme perfection,call that tom brady
erections in class detentions, i'm ventin, hello ladies
back when i rocking gap, 4th grade with old navy
izod sweaters,spaghetti laces on my air force ones, dumb sick
dumb tricks, a bunch of hoes on my dumb dick

i'm bashing all these bastards
faster than the fucking hasbeens
fasten seatbelts, for free help on our way to aspen
popping aspirin, now i'm laughing
like a sassy little motherfucker
i'm quite happy, when i'm rapping like a motherfucker


old dudes lame
tired and rusty
all grown up, my beard is scruffy
step by step like patrick duffy
vinyl records on deck, smelly and dusty
street kids love to wear that stussy
it must be
cool like rugby
fools like fugally

cause fuck high school and that whole faculty
im a monster, adams family
happily in disbelief, black swan like natalie
rap on so battle me
anyday
mad cow beef

i'm bashing all these bastards
faster than the fucking hasbeens
fasten seatbelts, for free help on our way to aspen
popping aspirin, now i'm laughing
like a sassy little motherfucker
i'm quite happy, when i'm rapping like a motherfucker

fell in love with rap
shoot for the stars
live for the rhymes
life behind bars x2


from the top to the bottom
adults on prescriptions
like babies on bottles
yeah yeah thats my vision
im pimpin, not really im just kiddin, i said im livin in visions
and daydreams just seem like derived from television
ill die like radio and art exhibitions
psychological spittin, get in the heads like shampoo
i'm fresh farmers market, these other dudes canned food
these dudes on vacation, national lampoon


i'm bashing all these bastards
faster than the fucking hasbeens
fasten seatbelts, for free help on our way to aspen
popping aspirin, now i'm laughing
like a sassy little motherfucker
i'm quite happy, when i'm rapping like a motherfucker